Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United

next goal will be United’s. Guarantee it.

 

It’s worth a bet as it’s so likely to happen

 

QED.

 

How has the second half only been going 5 mins?

 

Richarlison does my head in. So ****ing slow on the ball and wastes it 90% of the time.

 

And such a stupid yellow to give away. Sub him for son now

 

Needs replacing now

 

Ffs blow FT whistle ref

 

That yellow for Richarlison means he has to come off asap. Get Sonny on

 

Where is he getting all this added on time?

 

Get Richarlison off now. If he went down then you could see a penalty being given there

 

There’s a united goal brewing here.
We need to change things quickly.

 

We haven't come out for the half.

 

Solanke has to be scoring that

 

Urgh, what a waste. Dreadful touch by Solanke.

 

united we like a bunch of pensioners trying to make recovery runs there.

 

Poor from dom

 

Ohh ****

better ball

better control

 

If Man U score next they win this

 

This one has 'UEFA ref' written all over it.