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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    Sir Keir Starmer to make more spaces in prison available for 'right wing thugs'.......
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    Wachel weaves
     
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    Welcome to my sexual innuendo club

    Thank you for coming
     
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    Now that Jugs is leaving the BBC they've decided to replace him with someone less radical
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    You can always tell if a man masturbates a lot by looking at his hands .

    If you look closely you'll see a wedding ring
     
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    A Frostitute

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    A Stork may bring you a baby

    A SWALLOW never will
     
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    Women wake up yawning .

    Men wake up with an erection.

    Coincidence ?
     
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    What do you call a nun in a wheelchair ?

    Virgin mobile
     
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    Sorry to moan on here but I’m absolutely ****ing fed up with people whinging up about the prices of things. £1.50 for tea, £1.75 for coffee, £2 for a slice of cake and £2.50 for parking. Any more complaints and honest to God I will stop inviting my friends to my house!
     
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