If a girl ever pulls a knife on you during an argument. Pull out the bread, turkey, and mayo. Her instincts will kick in and she will make you a sandwich.
I'd arrived at the restaurant a bit early for a family meal and the manager said "Would you mind waiting for a while ?" "Not at all" I replied. "Good" he said "Take these 2 Coq au Vins over to the couple by the window, then start clearing tables 4 and 7"