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The Official CanariesSoccer Match Center for: Magpies @ Canaries

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  1. CanariesSoccer

    CanariesSoccer Well-Known Member

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    Hey Sports Fans! – Better late than never, it’s The Official CanariesSoccer Match Center for the ballgame featuring: Magpies @ Canaries​

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    Live from The DeliaDome™.

    Canaries will be headed into this matchup on the back of a Five versus One defeat away from home @ The Arabian Airlines SuperMultiPlex versus Coach Mancini’s Manchester Bluez. The lone score-attempt in that matchup was converted by S. Morison and came against the run of play, as the mega-rich Manchester Franchise ran away with all three series-points.

    Coach Lambert: “This will be tough. I think Newcastle have performed really well as a team and it’s something we’re going to have to combat, but we’re at home and the onus is on us to go and try to win the game." ​

    It remains to be seen which lineup Coach Lambert will select, he may look to return to the 1-2-1 midfield-line which has seen Canaries progress so quickly, or seek to contain the Magpiez offense with a 5-man-midfield-line and lone score-attempt-converter in the form of S. Morison. Expect to see defensive-linebackers K. Naughton, R. Martin, L. Barnett and M. Tiereney.

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    Magpiez have started this EPL-Series strongly, and currently sit P6 in the divisional-standings. Great home form @ The Sports Direct Arena (no Americanisation required) has seen them go 4-2-1 in their opening home fixtures. Their leading Score-Attempt-Converter, D. Ba, has proven himself to be the bargain draft-pick of the current Series having been picked from the list of players with no extension.

    Coach Mancini: Norwich have been a surprise with the results and the fact that they have been winning games, which is very difficult to do in the Premier League as a promoted team; They have done exceptionally well and the manager (Paul Lambert) has done an unbelievable job there” ​

    Magpies currently have a number of players with the Med-Team, including defensive-central-linebackers F. Coloccini and S. Taylor, a prospect which may tempt Coach Lambert to opt for a heavily laden offensive-line; that having been said, Magpies have a whole host of EPL-Standard linebackers, so Canaries fans should not expect to see a defensive display as leaky as some of their own recent performances.


    This sure is going to be a great Soccer matchup, so fill up your Coca-Cola™ tankards, get your hot-dog's and grab a seat for this smash-and-grab matchup, brought to you exclusively on Not606!




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  2. CanariesSoccer

    CanariesSoccer Well-Known Member

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    Hello everyone!

    Finally managed to get this done this morning, apologies that it's not of the highest quality, but hope you enjoy!

    Let's go Team Canaries!
     
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  3. JKCanary

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    Again, you have delivered CS.
     
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  4. CanariesSoccer

    CanariesSoccer Well-Known Member

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    I always try to, but had a hectic week so far and barely had time to sleep, what with work, family and the festive season!

    If it comes to it and I'm not working I guess I can get them done Sat morning, but prefer a day or two of banter before hand a la Liverpool.
     
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  5. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    It's a stroke of genius this - looking to alienate all the British 'football' fans who are not used to the vulgar and sterile American style media.

    Really funny, well done.
     
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  6. Protein Cheik

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    I still can't tell if this is serious or not!
     
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  7. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    Whenever I think of any American Sport I'm instantly reminded of

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  8. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Magpies with a Z. Med-team, including defensive-central-linebackers <laugh>
     
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  9. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> This is certainly one of the more interesting Match Threads!
     
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  10. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    Score draw for me today...2:2, Ba and Cabaye, a penalty shout for both teams, one given, one not and a cracking game of footy!
     
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  11. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    ouch. you hurt me QWOP
     
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  12. Up and Hatem

    Up and Hatem Member

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    I am not sure if I understand or not what he just wrote
     
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  13. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    Here's a picture

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  14. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Oh return of the double post eh JWAG
     
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  15. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    I'd blame the ****e internet connection in our flat, but in reality I'm just trying to get my post count up...
     
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  16. DR. SHAK

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    This is quality.
     
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  17. CanariesSoccer

    CanariesSoccer Well-Known Member

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    All right Geordies?!

    You can view the thread in one of two ways: as a scathing critique on the Americanisation of British culture, or as a cheeky laugh and an excuse for some decent banter! Entirely up to you, it's intended as a bit of both!

    Looking forward to this match, I think Ba will absolutely rip our defence apart, but we always score plenty at home as well, whatever the result its going to be a good one for the neutral with both teams famed for playing good football (or should that be soccer?)!

    OTBC
     
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  18. Smudger

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    Should be a high scoring game, we have a makeshift defence and you lot havent kept a clean sheet all season. Something like 3-2 either way I reckon.
     
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  19. DR. SHAK

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    If this game is boring ill eat my giant foam hand.
     
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  20. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    I said one of the.... Yours is my favourite! :D
     
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