A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human… It was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”
You have probably heard of the Glasgow Kiss and the French kiss, but have you heard about the Aussie Kiss ? It's the same as the French Kiss, but down under.
My wife knows nothing about football. l asked her if she rated George Best, and she said she preferred Zippy and Bungle!
I went into a shoe shop this morning and asked to see a pair of loafers. The salesperson brought down the general manager and the chief accountant......
