Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

We should, perhaps, accept the fact that some days we are the pigeons, and some days we are the statues.

 

I failed history because I got the date of the exam wrong. So I made sure I was on time and on the right day for my geography exam.
Which I failed because I was in the wrong f*cking classroom.

 

Is this a thing

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Following news of the fire at Kier Starmer's house, I set up a page asking for donations.

So far I've received 75 litres of petrol, 20 gas cylinders, 210 wooden pallets, 50 box of matches, 90 cigarette lighters, and half a ton of out of date Chinese fireworks.

 

I once met Elkie Brooks in Hyde Park while she was walking her poodle.

I asked her if I could guess it’s name and she said, “Yes, but you’re a fool if you think it’s Rover.”

 

Coventry crumble.

 

You have probably heard of the Glasgow Kiss and the French kiss, but have you heard about the Aussie Kiss ? It's the same as the French Kiss, but down under.

 

He probably shouldn't tell everybody

 

Wrong thread marra