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Off Topic The Thread Of Eternal Mackem Madness And Enduring Envy

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 6, 2025.

  1. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

    JohnHumbles,tape recorder Well-Known Member

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    <cheers>
    NOW, YOU'VE HIT THE GOLDEN NAIL ON IT'S HEAD!!!!!!!

    That's why they ban anybody who dares to question anything they say, the SMB never get into the nitty-gritty of facts...

    There's two types of facts, the ones you look up and the ones the SMB make up...:grin:
     
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  2. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

    JohnHumbles,tape recorder Well-Known Member

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  3. Charlie Dogscock

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    Just saw this Smug horseshit special, macho man Smug saves the day by squaring up to a guy in the taxi park and having it out, the guy starts crying and feels threatened in front of his son, because the mighty Smug is on his case:

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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    billionaire mates, and less tickets and not a singly KFC bucket in sight… noooo sireeee.
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    what a hard man he is… used to run the doors in Antibes too back in the 40’s…

    what is it about Mackems where they always take the short cut to violence? Maccy d’s, Hastings hill pub, taxi car parks… it’s almost as if their intellect is limited…..
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    But, but, he posted it on the internet, so it must all be true. Right?

    I mean, just like that time I beat up 33 Mackems at MacD's using only my little finger, while eating a big mac in my other hand, right? I posted that, so it's obviously true as well.
     
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  8. Magdad

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    I for one, am more than happy to meet him for a friendly chat and a pint pre match when they hopefully come up
     
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  9. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Am I invited <laugh>
     
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  11. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Don’t know which is the “sadder” part of this, the actual story or the fact that there are 38 likes.

    <laugh>
     
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  13. Cockface

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    Watching them lose in the play offs is something to look forward to.
     
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  14. Charlie Dogscock

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    It would be a bit weird giving them a lap of honour and applauding them, after they finished the season losing the last 5 games and taking 1 point from the last 18 available.

    They'll no doubt make out this was a masterplan for saving themselves to win the play offs....before they get twatted by Coventry.
     
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  16. Mowgli311080

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    i read that last night was their 1st sell out since, "checks notes", an FA cup tie with some team called Newcastle United????

    But yeah, they're a MASSIVE club with the best fans around.
     
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  17. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    I always liked Simon Jordan except for the bit "last time they played." The gulf was there in January 2024 when we trounced them in the cup. Their squad is roughly the same whereas we are better. Far, far better.

    We'll strengthen in the summer and the players will be up for the derbies. Desire is nonsense when a team with quality has it in abundance.
     
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  18. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    The biggest myth going. Struggled to fill their ground all season. They're neither well supported nor a "big" club. Spent most of their history in the second and third divisions.
     
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  19. G4rdToonArmy

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    Was having a snoop on their page earlier and they were talking about one or two of the Coventry lads, and some other "no hopers", coming in to improve their squad - one specifically caught my eye - Jack Rudoni - watched him a lot at AFC Wimbledon when he was a bit younger (19/20), good player when I was watching him in League One but there's no way he is ready for the EPL yet having watched him a little this season. If that's the caliber they are hoping for to improve their squad... I hope they get promoted, they'll take Derby's title of lowest ever points...
     
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  20. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Rudoni was abysmal last night. No final ball or finish in him. I hope they go for that type of player because they will get destroyed against world class players. Imagine Rudoni against our midfield as an example.

    They don't seem to realise that their side is full of league standard players nevermind championship. Luke O'Nien a prime example. He will get murdered by PL strikers and his "antics" will be punished by VAR. As for that Enzo Le Fee - He's dog ****. Add to that the likes of Isidor and Mundell. Against top PL defenders they will hardly get a sniff.

    Chris Rigg is the only player in their squad capable of playing at a higher level and he'll be snapped up quickly.
     
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