Vicario and Kinsky both get injured during the warm-up, Austin comes on as GK, and saves a penalty to win the game. < As if ... >
After the Basque Country declares independence from Spain the night before, UEFA hastily moves the final to Rotterdam, but both teams and all the fans turn up in Bilbao. When the final can’t be played, UEFA declare the competition null and void. No trophy is awarded and no team receives a Champions League place. Seeing this as unfair to English teams and then applying typically contorted logic, the PL decides that English teams are disadvantaged in Europe by playing too many games and decides to immediately reduce the PL to 18 teams by relegating the teams who have finished the season in 16th and 17th place.
Most of the Spurs team come down with food poisoning at the most critical point in their season, and lose the final. oh.. hang on.
