I'm not using Amazon anymore! I ordered grain for my chickens. But after I got it, they sent an email asking for my feedback.....
A Polar Bear goes to see his doctor. He is wearing high heels, bra, thong, dress, make up etc. He says to the doctor "I don't know what's wrong with me, I cant stop dressing like this" Doctor looks at him and says "Ahhh, I can see the problem, you're Bi-Polar"...........
A Cadburys lorry and a Lego lorry have crashed on the M25 motorway this morning. Police say the road is choc a block.
The kid obviously had a burning desire to have a Tesla. Parents probably bought it at a fire sale at a flaming good price.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human… It was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”
I once met Elkie Brooks in Hyde Park while she was walking her poodle. I asked her if I could guess it’s name and she said, “Yes, but you’re a fool if you think it’s Rover.”
