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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. rovertiger

    rovertiger Well-Known Member

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    This popped up on my youtube.
    Two masters of their craft, together.
    Brilliant.
     
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  2. Baldrick's Cunning Plan

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    A woman walks into a pet store and sees a handsome bright red parrot. She asks the cashier how much the parrot is. The cashier says, “I’ll sell it, but I should warn you, it was donated by a brothel, so it might have picked up some colorful language.”

    The woman says, “Oh, that’s okay.” She buys the parrot and takes it home.

    When she takes the towel off its cage, the parrot looks at her and says, “Awk. New madam. Hello madam.”

    A few hours later, the woman’s two teenage daughters come home from school. The parrot looks at them and says, “Awk. New girls. Hello girls.”

    A couple hours after that, the woman’s husband Phil comes home from work. The parrot looks at him and says, “Awk. Hi Phil.”
     
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  3. DMD

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  4. Ron Burguvdy

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    IMG_5355.jpeg Pope Donald I is elected using the smoke from his foundation make-up...
     
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  5. TIGERSCAVE

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    Slightly unexpected result…
    IMG_3460.jpeg
     
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    With the amber smoke, I thought you were going to say verdict delivered on Ruben
     
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    Modern life, unless you're a constituent of Dame Andrea or Luke. :emoticon-0138-think


    The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
     
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  9. rovertiger

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    Happy 99th Birthday to a Legend.
     
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    There's a new pope Robert Prevost an American, rather than Pope Bob he's decided to call himself Leo XIV
    No idea why.
     
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  12. Idi Amin

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  14. rovertiger

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    Wait for Trump the clown to claim credit for the new Pope.
     
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  16. Ron Burguvdy

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  18. rovertiger

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    Wow, well done that man. <applause>
     
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