WAR! What is it good for?

He won't do anything until the price of his scarf goes up.

 

• Bahawalpur under attack as PAF engages IAF in aerial dogfight
• PM Shehbaz, CM Maryam vociferously condemn Indian attack
• Pakistan shoots down two Indian Rafale jets
• Pakistan launches retaliatory attack after India targets civilians under cover of darkness
• Pakistan airspace closed for 48 hours; Islamabad Airport shut down

https://www.samaa.tv/2087333009-pakistan-shoots-down-two-indian-rafale-jets

 

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Netty could get away with a few raids while all this is kicking off, no one will even care lol

 

Don't mind me, just waiting for @PISKIE to join us and condemn the killing of three children in Pakistan.

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I think @PISKIE is the wrong department, you need the @Sucky department for that war.

 

@Sucky probably thinks Narendra Modi is a local curry takeaway.

 

India by 3 wickets.

 

Smelly Indians

C’mon Pakistan

 

They’re both nuclear powers. So not sure anyone will stand a chance, if this escalates.

 

Yay, let’s blame the Brits

 

Israel again ole ole

 

Indians are no problem to us

look at the size of the 2 countries

If they had it in them to bully us like the Isrealis have been doing to Palastinians for decades, they would have done but they can’t because they have big mouths and small hearts.

It’s not the Sikhs, it’s the Hindus, some Empire many moons ago put it into their wobbly heads that they deserve their own country, a bit like the Isrealis were told way back when. So this started the process but India’s problem is we might be a small nation but we got big balls….and the nation of Kashmir is just an extension of Pakistan.

Hindus are pussies, I might slap a few if I see them today walking about like the little deformed monkeys they are.

Got many Sikh friends and they also hate the Hindus. Like the Jews, Christian’s and Muslims lived in peace for centuries in Palestine, ‘‘ twas the same in India between the Sikhs, Muslims and Hindus…then the white man of the West had an idea and here we are

Allah O Akbar

 

Politically the UK is a lot closer to Pakistan than it is with India, so I feel like it’s my duty to support the former in this battle.


Come on the Pakis.

 

That's one hell of a convoluted way of saying that most of our 'Indian' restaurants and takeaways are run by Bangladeshis ...

 

Now the grown up thing to do would be to agree / confirm the Kashmir borders - then grant independence and let them govern themselves as a separate country ...

Same thing for Kurdistan ...


... and Coventry

 

I hadn’t have even thought of that

Battle of the curry makers. Pakis win again I’m afraid. Much nicer.