I would lie down and play dead and when the gorilla least expects it I’ll spring up give a blood curdling battle cry and then run like f^ck out of there !
Kicking myself...I should of asked immediately...'is uncle Chael Sonnen one of the men?' "The idea that you could possibly find 100 men so weak, that they couldn't beat the gorilla is fascinating, but, even more fascinating, sadly, is those 100 men do exist!"
Great thread!! I’m all for it if JD Vance can go first , followed by the Tate twats, Trumps legacy boys, Orban, Vucic and wee Vlad for starters Who would be in your top 20 cannon fodder?
The first 100 fans who applauded the lads today on their lap of honour, they're the 100 who'll take on the gorilla.
Apologies I can’t find any way to embed this but thought it was worth a share! https://www.tiktok.com/@skysports/video/7500594376704331030?_t=ZN-8w6USCaQ1bO&_r=1
Only just noticed this thread after seeing this question doing the rounds on social media! I don't see any way the gorilla doesn't win. 100 people rushing it at once just means the gorilla can take our more people at once, once you see 15-20 people taken out with ease the rest are going to **** themselves and be more hesitant and are going to be hesitant to rush it. Also the gorilla wouldn't need to kill to take most people out the fight just a glancing blow as it windmills the **** through the crowd would take most out, injured or killed. Tiring the gorilla out then pinning it is the bets hope but how do 100 people actually get to it at once without getting in each other way and crushing each other?
Lads at work were using AI to work this out, it even suggested tactics. It was a quiet day I guess! Anyway, in a free for all 100 men would win supposedly. I agree. Especially if Chuck Norris was included.
