Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

It's all about who loses trophies for me now, a new position I've not experienced.

 

Yeah same.

missed out on a fishing trip last week coz I was working

the lads caught a bunch of makerel and had them on the bbq

was well jel when I saw the pics

I'll jump on the next one though.

 

Having a manager as well could help

 

Over 90pts is bang average now copium..

 

Not particularly

 

You're just lucky we haven't had a striker this season bro

 

It's in A major over D major

with an F minor over E bass chord

 

Neither have we.

 

'scuse me, but this is the bbq thread mate

 

Do you have a piano? The closest I came was an Argos casio keyboard that played tempest, techno, and hey jude I believe.

 

Yeah man.

Got one for free a few weeks ago, real nice one.

Loads of folk give them away these days, coz they go out of tune and people don't want to pay to have them tuned. They also have to pay to have them taken away because they're so heavy, and you can't take them to the tip either as you have to pay to have them scrapped.

 

I actually thought you were joking, because I'm sure you've posted a picture before and you had sausage fingers.

 

Lol yeah, they aren't quite Charlie Windsor style cigar fingers, but I've got big shovels for hands

Which makes me remarkably nimble to play the piano

 

My man Thelonious Monk had big hands too, and he was a piano maestro

So here's to all the fellas that don't have spindly little girl hands

 

It would be class to be able to walk into some fancy hotel lounge and start playing the piano well.

 

Pussy magnet levels that

 

Definitely better than most techniques

 

I disagree

It's like them dicks that bring a guitar to a house party.

It's a pussy cheat code for bottom feeders

Same as magic tricks.

You're better than that man

 

What the hell kinda parties have you been at. ****ing edd sheeran and Paul Daniels jumping about in someones kitchen at 4am sounds kinda funny if you ask me.