Off Topic Politics Thread

Farage wants to make history .

By being the first man ever to suffocate by shoving his head up his own arse and getting it stuck !

 

I would very much like to return to the security of our once privileged position in the EU - and do it properly without electing MEPs who are actively working against the system.

 

A return to the EU would even benefit those who hate non white immigrants as they would be replaced by white European immigrants. They would still hate them for being immigrants but not as much.

 

He’ll need to pull it out of Donald Trump’s first

 

This is True , but I imagine what’s up there is some form of Alien marsh gas , or something that will allow parasitic life forms to survive ( Just ) .

 

In all seriousness , I struggle to see a way out of this madness , I honestly do

 

Squeezing past his erstwhile partner in crime, now adversary, Roops Lowelife.

 

was about to say that I am the one with black hair. And Laces, isn’t

 

I have decided to delete my twitter account and go back to judging life by the real people I meet. That place was making me query the value of humanity…

 

Me too, although I think the same globally.
I never thought I would be alive when the world entered the dystopian age but I think it is well on its way down that path.
There’s no shortage of James Bond billionaires vying to become the villain, with Musk and Trump leading the way in America, Putin in Russia, Netanyahu in the Middle East and Xi Jinping in China.
There needs to be a “people’s revolution” but too much power rests with the rich.
I’m just going to carry on with my walks and the occasional pint and pretend that maybe the future will change for the better.

 

All of that - Alcohol for me

 

Trump has posted an AI image of himself as the Pope.

https://youtube.com/shorts/_VxJXDSizZU?si=zw6rVphzz5hAIlwq

 

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Someone has

 

Trump posting that image is a disgrace. A total lack of understanding and narcasism at it's most extreme. No serious politician would gave dream't of doing that. There is somwthing wrong with him in the head.

 

I honestly think the world would be a better place if Donald J Trump just died.

 

Yep I’m not saying for someone to do it, but if he was unfortunate enough to have a medical emergency, I would stick a DNR label on his bed.

 

Visibly and embarrassingly if possible. Sneeze and fart at the same time and he dies in the implosion

 

Choking on a McDonalds cheeseburger would be appropriate.