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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Ipswich is overun with fat ugly gypsy ****s in their ridiculous fortune teller outfits permanently knocked up with more low IQ fat inbred **** spawns of satan.

    I can see why the Austrian painter wanted them gone the thieving messy scum.

    How badly do we need McDonald's delivery drivers ?
     
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    Judging by the number of L plated kamikaze moped riders buzzing about every town in England, quite badly I suspect.

    Does Uber deliver your heavily stepped on Charlie?
     
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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Haven't done cocaine for years , horrible stuff .

    Just Chilean red wine & the occasion Dunhill for this man of panache
     
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    @CelticFC Increase stadium capacity now
     
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  5. stopmeandslapme

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    1. Close the borders to all but students, skilled workers and catalogue wives
    2. Mass deportations
    3. Free cookery lessons for fat lazy ****s
    :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    If you're too lazy to waddle up the Mackers then you don't deserve to continue polluting the gene pool.

    McDonald's is passable when its hot but soggy & disgusting if delivered
     
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    They still make Dunhill?

    Was a Silk Cut man myself. And Old Holborn, obvs. And dog ends, occasionally.
     
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  8. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    Remember - you will own NOTHING and you WILL be happy (or else)

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  9. pompeymeowth

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    Consulate or St Moritz if I was flush.
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Just because Larry's a Jew you think he's an evil money grabbing psychopath
     
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    Camel for years then B&H low fat.
     
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    I have 200 Sobranie Cocktails in my shed if anyone’s interested?
     
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  13. stopmeandslapme

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    Got any old copies of Men Only or similar?
     
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    Kensatis Club , then Regal, then B&H and then I quit!

    Had the occasional Marlboro pack or lucky strike when I was being a hipster ****er .
     
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    Donald Dick ensures a Conservative debacle in the Canadian election ... everything he touches <laugh>
     
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    They voted for their own slow suicide to spite Donald. I’d already crossed Canada off the list of safe countries for potential emigration.
     
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    There was Pierre Pollyfiller thinking that all he had to do was say Trudeu was a total bell end and the election would be his. Then along comes The Don who says he is going to annex Canada and they freak out and elect a bloke who has spent more time abroad fiddling other people's books than in his own yard.

    At least now that the Liberals have hung onto power all those purple haired misfits in the States can pop over the border where they will be welcomed like children to a Drag Queen reading of Little Johnny Loves Cock
     
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    Think the Falklands would be best for you - all the sheep still speak English and it was well worth the loss of all those British troop back in the day to ensure they didn't start speaking Spanish... <whistle>
     
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    Poor stopmeandslapme used to be a left of centre Guardian reader , then he moved near Leicester & has transformed into a quintessential Sir Rodney Starmer dangerous Far Right thug .

    Demographics are destiny, I had my eyes opened to the dangers of open borders after living in Newham the most diverse borough in the UK .
     
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    Silk Cut for ****s sake!! ***s for a ***.

    Woodbine or Players No.6 only.

    A real man's smoke, not that ****terish Silk Cut namby, pamby big girls blouse smoke.

    Jesus ****ing wept <doh>
     
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