To prevent suicides they won't let you buy more than one bottle of painkillers ... ... they must think that, if you have to go to another shop, you'll feel better after the walk
A tramp stopped me in the street and asked if I had any loose change. I jiggled my trouser pocket and said, "It appears that I do." I thanked him for his interest and walked on
I just can't seem to get out of my 1970's Ford car. please log in to view this image please log in to view this image ”I'm Cortina trap” please log in to view this image please log in to view this image
Everton fans stuck red labels on blue pyro’s and sold them to Liverpool fans. Elite ****housery please log in to view this image
I openly admit this is pathetic but made me chuckle. Elvis Presley's coffin was made of oak and took three weeks to construct. John Lennon's coffin was made of pine and took ten days to construct. Gene Pitney's 24 hours, from balsa....