My dog must have been feeling really horny today. I caught him masturbating over a photo of the postmans leg.
Susie is a prostitute who doesn't want her gran to know. One day Police raid the brothel & line up the girls outside.The gran walks past & sees her.Quick thinking Susie tells her its a queue for free oranges, so her gran joins the queue. When the Police get to gran, they're surprised & ask her 'How, do u do it at your age?'she replies ,I take my teeth out, peel back the skin & suck 'em until they're dry.
Paddy says to Mick "I can't remember the name of that historical Greek film that Brad Pitt was in." "Troy" said Mick. Paddy "I feckin' am, but I still can't remember."
