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The Politics Thread

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Wandering Yid, Feb 9, 2016.

  1. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
    That can't be real
     
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  2. Left on the Shelf

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    It isn't.. it's a well known parody account.
    Although you will see from many of the replies, that most MAGA's wouldn't get it...<laugh>
     
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  3. humanbeingincroydon

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    Because the Trump administration can't go 12 hours without embarrassing themselves, Kristi Noem has had her handbag stolen and lost $3000 in cash as well as her security access codes
     
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    Funny.Trump becomes Pres. and there are air accidents all over.His VP goes on tour,pisses everyone off,visits the Pope.....and the Pope dies.At least the news people must like them!!!?
     
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    It's like our farmers here in Scotland, voting for Brexit then wondering what happened to their subsidies.
     
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  6. humanbeingincroydon

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    Farmers seem to be determined to make themselves useful idiots, don't they?
     
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  7. Spurf

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    They just vote with tradition, rather than actually looking at what they are supporting or not supporting.
     
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  8. humanbeingincroydon

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    Never any self-awareness from the cult
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  9. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    My great grandfather (on my mother's side) came from farming stock, near a small village in Worcestershire. He went to Rhodesia in the 1870s, to make his fortune...and duly did in the diamond mines.

    He returned to London a very wealthy man and as a "**** you" to his 11 brothers and sisters, bought the manor house closest to the family farm, where he would 'play' at being a blacksmith and gentleman farmer.

    I went up there when my grandma was selling the place in the 1980's and met my cousins. What a complete bunch of inbred yokels. The normal ones had 6 fingers and webbed feet. I swear some of them had gills instead of lungs. Every single family, for miles around, shared the same surname...

    ...burn them. Burn them all.
     
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  10. PleaseNotPoll

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    Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Kristi Noem had her handbag - with $3,000 (£2,260) in cash inside - stolen from her while dining at a Washington, DC, restaurant:
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c74zv04xkkgo

    It also contained blank cheques. I call bullshit.
    She's either lying about it's contents or she was hitting up her dealer.
    He security detail are utter ****, either way.
     
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  11. humanbeingincroydon

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    Also contained her security access

    Her story that she was planning on buying easter eggs for her family, who were in town, is going to be easily pulled apart methinks...
     
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  12. humanbeingincroydon

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    Croydon's favourite gimp MP displays his grasp of political strategy - by making Nick Ferrari look balanced! <laugh>
     
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    Says a lot that he hasn't lived at his registered abode for at least a year, instead he has a pad in Hampstead so he's closer to TV studios

    No word on how many driveways that place as, though
     
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    VD Jance visits Vatican City, and then The Pope dies
    VD Jance visits India, and then 26 people are killed in a terror attack

    Any chance of him visiting Clacton...?
     
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    Whats the point of that? Not like Farage would be there...<laugh>
     
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  17. humanbeingincroydon

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    Just when you thought there weren't enough reasons for Pisshead Pete to be sacked, it emerges that he had his own personal makeup studio installed in the Pentagon
     
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  18. humanbeingincroydon

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    The wife of Kilmar Abrego Garcia has had to move to a safe house after the Department of Homeland Security "mistakenly" posted her home address online

    Make Ca Ira Great Again
     
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  20. PleaseNotPoll

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    The Catholic Church needs to drop this College of Cardinals bollocks for picking a new Pope.
    Get with the times. Create a reality TV show.

    They could either go the Big Brother route and stick all the candidates in a house or do a talent show.
    Xmas Factor. Pope Idol. Vatican's Got Talent.
    Do a phone vote on the winner's new Pope name.
     
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