So, I sit at home riding out #hurricanebawbag and wondered, who are the biggest bawbags to have played the beautiful game? Who are the players you love(d) to hate and why? I'll start you off with one my all time least favourite "footballers" (I use the term loosely as brawler may have been more accurate), Mr Graeme Souness.
Christiano Ronaldo... a nauseating, whining, petulant, capricous, pathetic little excuse for a man. And to think that women are attracted to blokes like him... Horrible little individual
Craig Bellamy and El Hadji Diouf for always being tossers on and off the field Two of the biggest pricks to ever play the game
Joey Barton is a prick aswell. It's sad that he tries desperately hard to come across as an intellectual, but he clearly copy and pastes all his @twatter quotes straight from the internet. Anyone who thinks he's intelligent is an idiot like him! He's just a thug, a w**ker and a looser. The sooner he f**ks off out of the English game, the better. Oh, and manager like player at QPR aswell... Rant over!
Bellamy does an awful lot for charity, probably as recompense for being a toss pot. He get -10 twat points for charity work. Also mouthed off John terry -20 twat points. I think his balance is even.
Ashley Cole. Saw him on football focus I think it was, actually lamenting that he does a lot for charity, but people basically still think I'm a twat. Enough said really.
Roy Keane!!!!! Overated thug who tried to hit Shearer once and Alan dodged everything the little git threw at him and showed him up.....
Micheal Owen, A gifted young man who`s career only lasted 6 seasons that has turned out to be a Patronising old man who has made multi millions from honest fans for doing Jack $hit.
Anyone that dives deliberately! Do Ronaldo and Larsson! Completely hate John Terry the wife-swapping, man-whorish, brute, bully, argumentative tw@t of all time!
Robbie Savage. After being a complete twot on the field he gets to dance with Ola Jordan. What i wouldn't do to dance with Ola Jordan. Hmmmmmmmm yeah. Sorry
So we have a 3-4-3 with GK up for grabs! GK G Neville Terry Cole Bellamy Keane Souness Barton Diouf Ronaldo King Manager - Poyet
who was the twat who played in goal for palace youth against us?. Kept mouthing of the saints fans etc. He should be in this team.
I've got nothing against him, but Jens Lehmann always seemed up for a fight on the field. I think he might have even got into a squabble with Phillips once.