please log in to view this image We should stop calling her Rachel from Accounts. There is nobody in Accounts this incompetent, even the cleaner.
New British Citizenship Test introduced: eat this please log in to view this image Looks like Ed Miliband will be getting deported...
Not a joke but the yanks putting a complete narcissist in charge, who then puts his mates (or those folk he hasn’t yet fallen out with) in senior positions with no discernible talent or experience for the roles who then make a complete horlicks of it is pretty funny.
I´ve just bumped a thread that Stick started a few years ago - "a place to have a moan about anything"
An elderly couple entered a McDonald's and sat next to a table where some young people were having dinner. The old man walked over and made the order for himself. He unwrapped the burger, cut it in half and put one half next to his wife. Carefully he counted all the fries and did the same. He dipped 2 straws in the soda and put it between himself and his wife. The old woman began to eat her half of the burger, while people stared at her compassionately. A young man approached them and offered to buy them another portion of food. The old woman replied not to bother, as they were used to sharing everything. People realized that the old man had not eaten, he only watched as his wife ate. The young man approached them and repeated his offer. This time it was the old man, who explained that no, they were used to sharing everything. The young man then asked the old man, And what are you waiting for then? THE TEETH!!!
AINTREE 6PM: Scouse bird trying to check her Grand National bets to see if one of them won... please log in to view this image
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The doctor says to the rabbit: "What's your blood type?" "I'm probably a Type O", the rabbit sighs.
A woman went into her local library and said: Do you have a book on “Self Help?” The library assistant replied: “I’d be defeating the object if I told you, wouldn’t I?”
