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Election 2024

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jan 18, 2024.

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How are Labour doing after their first month in charge?

  1. Excellent, Keir is my hero

    47.1%
  2. Ok ish

    11.8%
  3. It's been like a month of Sucky on weed

    23.5%
  4. BobbyD for Prime Minister

    11.8%
  5. Love not Hate

    5.9%
  6. Duggie wants his Winter Fuel Allowance back

    47.1%
  7. brb is **** at polls

    23.5%
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  1. brb

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    Anyway, better sort out what football I'm watching. It should all be available today.
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Went on a stag in Newcastle and there were plenty of them roaming around that massive Greggs.
     
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  3. PINKIE

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    Dolphins also gang rape female dolphins, corralling the female in packs. They also have a barb on their dicks so the female can't escape.

    Dolphins also do drugs, using Blow fish venom to get high. They will often pass the puffa fish around the pod too so that everybody get's baked lol

    And as you've linked to, they will also kill Dolphin calves.

    They are nothing but a bunch of drugged up, rapists and murderers. Trump would have them deported to El Salvador
     
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  4. PINKIE

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    Yeah Hippos are known to be really aggressive

    I think more people are killed by Hippos than Lions or Crocodiles each year, but I'd have to google it to be sure.
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

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    More Americans die playing Hungry Hippos than are killed by hippos.
     
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  6. PINKIE

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    Apparently it's linked to incidences of domestic violence, where there has been a recorded 78.6% increase in incidents after one spouse lost a game of Hungry Hippos
     
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  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Not more than crocs

    your getting mixed up with the fact hippos are the deadliest mammal in africa, so yeah more than lions for sure.

    they attack anything that approaches what they've decided is their watering hole basically.
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    More people die each year from bee stings than from shark attacks ...

    ... but sharks have way cooler music when they are attacking ...<whistle>
     
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  9. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    My missus has just come back from a diving trip in the Red Sea in Egypt

    Before she left I made the mistake of watching a video of somebody getting attacked and eaten by a Tiger shark in the Red Sea. I was like, 'oh it's probably somewhere else, the Red sea is huge' and it turned out it was exactly where she was going !

    Anyway, she's home again now. But yeah, the internet is a **** sometimes lol
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

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    Egypt has had its fair share of shark attacks ... did you happen to increase her life insurance before she went? <whistle>
     
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  12. brb

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    I see Vance is going to the Vatican today, ****ing what a time to go Easter, massive security headache. I always love watching the mafioso style of security in these events, and they give zero ****s for the media.
     
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  13. remembercolinlee

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    It weren't very nice of you to buy her that holiday after watching that video was it?
     
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    Twitter is always a dangerous place full of extreme nutters on any issue most people don’t really care about but having a bit of time to kill I clicked a tweet on this trans/women legal ruling which the algorithm decided meant I needed to see dozens more. Absolute fruitcakes who can’t take that five senior judges scrutinised this and decided they’re wrong, MPs crying.
     
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  15. Archers Road

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    I hope the Pope tells him to get ****ed
     
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    The last word on this should go to Germaine Greer, who got cancelled (by the Oxford Students Union) for saying "Look love, just because you chop your dick off, that doesn't make you a Sheila".
     
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  17. brb

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    I doubt the pope has enough breath to even say the words. Amazed he's still alive tbph.
     
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  18. Star of David Bardsley

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    Assumed she was long dead. 86 apparently.
     
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  19. Magdad

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    Posh git, you could have just chucked a toaster in her bath <laugh>
     
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    That would have looked suspicious. And if you frame it as a suicide you won't get the life insurance payout anyway.
     
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