Two tramps are sitting on a park bench talking about their past lives, and one asks the other how he came to lose everything. "It all started going downhill for me one morning at breakfast time. I sat at the table and my wife asked me what I wanted for breakfast. In my head I said, 'Cornflakes please dear.' What came out was - 'You've ruined my life you fat ugly pig.'
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife, but after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Ralph became quite concerned 'cos he was having problems dressing, and even walking, so he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be fixed with corrective surgery. "How long will Ralph be on crutches ?" the wife asked anxiously. "Crutches . . . . why would he need crutches ?" asked the surprised doctor. "Well," said the wife "You are going to lengthen his legs, aren't you ?
"You're probably not interested..." began the wife, "...But I think we should have a baby together. A child of our own would strengthen our relationship. It would show the world how in love we are and I just know we'd make amazing parents." "You're right, love." I replied, "I'm not interested."
