Rangers v Celtic

Sevco luck kicking in as per

 

was a massive stroke of luck for the ball to even roll in like that, 2 lucky blocks as well

 

Yip it’s so lucky this whole situation.

We are in a European QF with our best defender out: the Motherwell keeper in goal, Dessers up front and Barry Ferguson in the dug out.

Feel like I’ve won Euromillions two weeks in a row.

 

when has any of that bullshit ever mattered? the more of that happens the luckier you get in the game

theres zero logic to it

 

At least the game isn't being played at sea

 

players dont really matter when your tactic is to put 9 men on the edge of the box, its just running and throwing your body in front of shots for 90 minutes, zero skill required

 

It mattered in Seville in 2022 when we had no fit strikers, a 95yo goalkeeper, the Leicester city reserve LB playing CB and £400k a week Aaron Ramsey on pens

 

what did you need a striker for?

 

The highest scoring team in the competition didn’t need a goalscorer?

So you DO operate the Doid account!

 

didnt a fullback score 80% of them? 14 penalties iirc

 

You don’t

 

zero end product that mob, absolutely zilch

struggle to get 0.7xG a game against bad teams

having the best defensive record isnt much use against anti football

 

Dessers looking like a prime suspect for the red card

 

wont change a thing

 

they will miss this again, nothing surer

 

Sevco luck as per.

But at least it’s party time on a certain Toryglen veranda

 

Mourinho was right about this mob being carried to the final, pens and reds cards galore in their favour in all their games

 

4.5xG over the two legs and 1 goal to show for it

0.2xG over the 2 games for sevco

will still end up in extra time somehow

 

was the same for yous and frankfurt

jewish ******ball is scripted to fk

messi in the world cup was laughable

 

r.e the penalty claim

1. would have been the spawnniest most underserved **** of all time coming from a random deflection
2. wasnt a pen in a million years, it was a dive and nowhere near the ball
3. shirt only ripped because it was ****e material from the scouse semi detached 5D printer