Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

More interesting at the bottom if they get beat. Still have to play Derby and Pompey.

 

Less than 5 weeks to go and still don't have a KO time for Everton away.

****ing useless ****s.

 

I was on about the ballers league push

 

Funny as ****

 

Beaten by 'a man who looks like he sells crypto to pensioners'

 

I liked “a man who looks like he manages a vape shop”, personally.

“We need a priest - this club is possessed” was also excellent.

 

We won't even win the coin toss

 

This team has more issues than Mickey Rourke

 

I think I've identified the bit we're all struggling with.

 

I always suspected I was the geordie replicant

 

That's why I posted it.

 

"Barça and Real Madrid were both keen on signing Cordero; he picked Newcastle"

 

They always come for the Greggs.

 

The world famous stottie.

 

His agent and family will have told him that if he is good enough for a little club like Newcastle then the likes of Barca and Madrid will take him anyway

A stepping stone move

 

I'll be surprised if we ever see him get ahead of Murphy anyway.

 

The sleeping giant has fully awoken.

Every other club has got....

 

True but being a stepping stone towards Barca and Real isn't the worst thing in the world.

Where do you think Spurs are currently a stepping stone towards?

 

The circus

 

Suicide