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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    i before e

    Except for when your neighbour

    Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters.

    Weird.
     
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    My wife is leaving me due to my obsession with walkie-talkies...

    She said: "This relationship is over"

    So I replied: "This relationship is what? Over"
     
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    BREAKING!

    MAN IN GLASGOW SHOT WITH A STARTING PISTOL.

    POLICE BELIEVE IT WAS RACE RELATED!
     
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    Quasimodo arrived home from work, ans saw a wok on the kitchen table.

    He said to Esmeralda...."Brilliant, are we having a Chinese for tea"?

    She replied...."No love, I've just ironed your shirts".
     
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    PSG’s coach in Birmingham
     
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    Good maths…..

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