Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Like getting raped by Luke Shaw and then finding out you got three numbers on the lottery

 

ALL TOGETHER NOW........WHOOOOOOO THE **** ARE MAN UNIIIIITEDDDD

 

He’d almost certainly pull a hamstring before any penetration.

 

Spurs and Man Utd in ideal preparation for their big European games this week.

 

I won’t if that’s all the same to you.

 

I think this has to be the worst United team in my 30 odd years of watching football.

Even the teams under Moyes, Van Haal and others - at least would finish top 10 and had their moments.

This lot are proper ****e - worse than average.

 

Wtf is going on…… this is the best piss up ve ever beeeeeeeen on

 

We never even got out 1st gear ffs

 

Oh right didn't know that.

 

Hoping we can get this done in the next 2 games so that we're at home winning it.

 

Ideally Ipswich beat Arsenal and you win it on an industrial park in Lesta with celebrations in Harvester opposite.

 

I hope you spectacularly **** it up personally

 

Liked how they showed about 3 man utd fans singing at the end but then showed a wider shot and every other **** had ****ed off home.

**** club, **** fans.

 

Nah. To be fair they were good and stayed to the end

 

Wrong, a few did, most had gone.

You wouldnt have been able to see from where you were i don't think.

 

I’d have ****ed off on 85. Sunday and it’s gone six and there’s a chance to beat the traffic rather than applaud those ****s 100 yards below for that performance. Get me on the motorway.