Lola ZeneWise nun 2 nuns went to shop at the market. They were taking so long so one said , Sister Mary it is getting dark and we are so far away from the convent. I know Sister Rose but there is a man following us. Oh! What does he want. He wants his wicked way with us. What can we do. Let's separate. You go left and I will go right. He followed Sister Rose. Sister Mary reached the convent and became worried. After an hour Sister Rose appeared. What happed? , I started to run and so did he. And then? He caught up with me. Oh my God. And what did you do. I lifted up my dress Sister! And what did he do. Dropped his pants. And then? Its obvious isn't it. A nun with her dress lifted up can run faster than a man with his pants down. If you thought of a different ending Do 180 Hail Marys and 320 Our Fathers and ask God to clean your filthy mind. And Don't send this back to me as I am still praying!! Join us at LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE By Jukebox Nostalgia
I got cut up by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "£5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. "That's disgusting" he said "Get out of my cab" I got in the second taxi and said "How much to the station ?". "£5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. "I'm not having any of that" he said "Get out of my cab" I worked my way down the line, getting thrown out of each taxi in turn, until I came to my target at the back of the queue. "How much to the station ?". "£5" said the driver. "Ok" I said "Let's go" As we pulled out and overtook the other taxis I wound the window down and gave all the other drivers a thumbs up with a big grin on my face!!.
Hi guys I have a serious problem I need help with I've been curious for some time that my wife has been cheating on Me the usual signs are there the phone rings they hang up when I answer she goes out with her friends a lot I try to stay awake till late to try and catch her but I fall asleep anyway last night I stayed up late and hid behind the shed she came home in someone's car getting out doing up her blouse and getting her panties out of her bag and slipping them back on ...at this point I noticed the padlock on the shed had a massive crack in it. Is this something I can weld or would I just have to replace it
My wife asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite from ASDA. When I got home I realised that I had picked 7 up !
I went into a pet shop and said "Can I buy a tropical fish ?" The lad said "Do you want an aquarium ?" I said 'I don't care what star sign it is."
I bought a head of lettuce from a small grocery store called Mommas and Papas . . . . but I can't eat it because all the leaves are brown !
"It's important that we remember the true meaning of Easter" . . . . says the Archbishop of Cadbury !
