Glad I'm not on FB mate it's so clear how eailsy led people are it's all over linkiedin which is ment to be a professional site but has for ages got more and more like FB it's pathetic.
That's why I like this page, I don't do Facebook or any of its ilk. Not everything on here is to my taste but it's mostly new to me.
Today I saw someone waving but I wasn't sure if they were waving at me or someone behind me. I'm a terrible lifeguard.
A prostitute told me I could have sex with her for the reduced rate of £10 as she didn't have a womb. Intrigued, I asked how we would do it? She replied "Acwoss the woad, against those wailings."
Lola ZeneWise nun 2 nuns went to shop at the market. They were taking so long so one said , Sister Mary it is getting dark and we are so far away from the convent. I know Sister Rose but there is a man following us. Oh! What does he want. He wants his wicked way with us. What can we do. Let's separate. You go left and I will go right. He followed Sister Rose. Sister Mary reached the convent and became worried. After an hour Sister Rose appeared. What happed? , I started to run and so did he. And then? He caught up with me. Oh my God. And what did you do. I lifted up my dress Sister! And what did he do. Dropped his pants. And then? Its obvious isn't it. A nun with her dress lifted up can run faster than a man with his pants down. If you thought of a different ending Do 180 Hail Marys and 320 Our Fathers and ask God to clean your filthy mind. And Don't send this back to me as I am still praying!! Join us at LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE By Jukebox Nostalgia
