We were so poor growing up, my mum used to send me next door with a button and ask them to sew a shirt on it.
The wife and I were watching a movie the other night and she fell asleep ! Flat out she was , I didn’t have the heart to wake her up . I did however have to drive back to the cinema to pick her up the next day!
I asked my wife to pretend she was a schoolgirl for our anniversary.......... she brought a note from her mum saying she had a headache.
Whenever I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality. And then I wait for the next one
I remember last time I was on a caravan holiday with the mrs .. "Any chance of a blow job?" I whispered to the mrs when we were in bed. "For f*ck's sake!" she said, "My sister is in the bed over there!" "Good point," I said, "I'll ask her".
