⚠️BREAKING NEWS⚠️ Yachts, Trombones and Night Vision Goggles set to be hit by US tarrifs putting future of Aldi’s middle aisle in jeopardy!
What's the difference between a dirty earthworker and a powerful earthquake ... ... one is taking a shower and the other is shaking a tower.
I made my morning coffee today with Red Bull instead of water. I was half way to work before I realised that I'd forgotten my car !
Studies have also shown that if your parents didn’t have any children there is a very strong chance that you won’t either.