I met this bird on Tinder because her profile said she’d shag anything with a pulse. Turns out she’s vegan and wanted me to arrive with a bowl of lentils.
My wife is threatening to leave me because of my constant puns about Africa. Kenya believe that? Ghana miss her if she goes…
Paddy and Mick were walking out in the country when they come across a bag, when they looked inside they seen it had 3 hand grenades in, Paddy says "what should we do Mick" to which Mick replies "we'll take them to the garda station" but what if one of them goes off says Paddy, well that's not a problem Paddy, Mick says, we'll tell them there was only 2
