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The joke thread - please add any good jokes you know

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ron, Feb 22, 2011.

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  1. Ever seen a mackem in Milan

    Ever seen a mackem in Milan Member

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    Me: "I'm trying to type the word '****ing.'"
    My iPhone: "Huh? Surely you mean 'ducking.'"
    Me: "No, I mean '****ing'."
    My iPhone: "Bullshot."
     
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    Ever seen a mackem in Milan, Feb 25, 2011
  2. The Ginger Marks

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    Stevie Wonder 7 kids

    David Blunkett 5 Kids

    Ray Charles 15 Kids

    I think its safe to say it isn't ****ing that makes you blind <ok>
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Feb 25, 2011
  3. fringey

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    whats ginger and has a stupid name?

    the **** above me
     
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    fringey, Feb 25, 2011
  4. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    <laugh>
     
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    Mick, Feb 25, 2011
  5. Bhoyzilla

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    I thought I just saw a kangaroo outside.

    But it was just a greyhound having a ****.<ok>
     
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    Bhoyzilla, Feb 26, 2011
  6. Jeffo

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    Why cant stevie wonder read?



    Because he is black.
     
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    Jeffo, Feb 26, 2011
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