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Just tried to go on Dickies forum and it says it doesn’t exist anymore?

 

Seems so. Hopefully they will return here

 

Cap in hand

 

Unless they've negotiated a return to 'you-know-where'

 

Been on there - haven’t noticed newbies

 

Sofa-surfers.

 

Chaise lounge surfers surely

 

Good grief

 

I have my finger on the ignore button

 

Morning Elfs

 

Afternoon Smudger.
Apologies for my late contribution but been to the Saturday market for some cheese.

 

Brazilian cheese? Sounds delightful

 

Good for furring up the old arteries

 

What mammal do they milk for Brazilian cheese - asking for a friend

 

Keep an eye for our homeless friends, rumour has it Dicky’s living rough in the orchestra’s pit Bob Hopes theatre and Roystons taking refuge in a large Harrods box Park Lane

 

I’ve got a an image of pint sized Elf’s on a stool reaching to milk a capybara for the cheese for his favela market stall

 

Work from home mate, less overheads.

 

*fewer

Yep, I'm a pedantic nerk.

 

Grammar Police

In the future I'll inbox you first to view it and you can correct accordingly

Come back Kojak, all is forgiven