"I made a new discovery at work today" I said to the wife. She said "You've only worked at Land Rover for a week, and that joke's already wearing thin."
During the first days of the Special Military Operation a Russian General hears a shout from the other side of a hill, 'One Ukrainian can kill ten Russians!' The general laughs and sends ten soldiers to go and kill the Ukrainian. There is a lot of shooting followed by silence. Suddenly the voice shouts from the other side of the hill, 'One Ukrainian can kill a hundred Russians!' The general is a bit upset so he sends one hundred and fifty soldiers to kill the Ukrainian. As before, there is a lot of shooting followed by silence. Then the voice shouts from the other side of the hill, 'One Ukrainian can kill a thousand Russians!' This time the general is furious so he sends fifteen hundred soldiers to kill the Ukrainian. This time there is a very long period of shooting then another silence, broken only by the groans of a badly wounded Russian soldier that can be seen crawling back over the hill. The wounded soldier eventually makes it back to the general and, with his last breath, says, 'Don't send anymore troops comrade general, it's a trap - there are two of them!'
