16 years old and not a glittery jumper in sight. He's obviously been well looked after but I bet you've dressed him in a pair of trousers at some time in those 16 yrs haven't you?
"I made a new discovery at work today," I said to the wife "You've worked at Land Rover for a week, and that joke's already wearing thin,"
So, Ronnie and Eric are in their usual haunt for a wee refreshment. Eric asks, “Things going ok with you and the wife, Ronnie?” Ronnie says, “Naw, that’s me in the bad books again.” Eric says, “What have you done this time?” Ronnie replies, “Well, we were over at our friend’s house and, after dinner, the general knowledge quiz game came out.” “It was my friend’s turn and the question was, ‘What is the shortest sentence in the English language?” “My wife answered, ‘I am’ which turned out to be the right answer.” Ronnie continues, “Anyway, the next question was to me and it was, ‘What is the longest sentence in the English language.’” My wife fell out with me because I answered… ‘I do’!”
Strange it's always the ones that continuously set up a situation where we're forever persuaded not to believe the "MSM" etc, who always seem to have skeletons to hide...
Black Mirror is back tomorrow. I am sure no episode will be as terrifying as Southampton’s season so far!
I am afraid this has whooshed over my head. Unless you are referring to all the tank based terrorism in London?
My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. When I got home I realized that I had picked 7 up.
I went into a pet shop and said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, 'I don't care what star sign it is."
