An expectant father rang the hospital to see how his wife was getting on. By mistake he was connected to the Lord's cricket please log in to view this image ground. "How's it going?" he asked. "Fine," came the answer, "We've got three out and hope to have the rest out before lunch. The last one was a duck!!.
Obviously a tragedy … BY WAYNE ANKERS, BEN HASLAM 18:55, 28 MAR 2025UPDATED18:57, 28 MAR 2025 https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/woman-dies-easyjet-flight-uk-31306916.amp … … buy why on earth did Mr & Mrs Ankers give their son that name
Best Mothers Day card I have seen. The lass who received it actually works in the maternity unti as well.
Just before sweet potatoes are mashed they become very quiet. This is known as "the silence of the Yams.”
To all the people who always said I'd never amount to anything because of my procrastination: Just you wait.
I made love to Mrs. A. for an hour & five minutes last night/early this morning . . . . I thought that she'd be more pleased than she was