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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

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  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Free one-way flights from all British airports. No returns allowed. :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Mar 29, 2025
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  2. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    How many months are you working for free just to pay tax?

    PAYE
    NI
    VAT
    Fuel Duty
    Alcohol duty
    Council tax

    And everything is getting worse?

    Its almost as if its deliberate...
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Mar 29, 2025
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  3. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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  4. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    So who you tipping Meg?
     
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    FosseFilberto, Mar 29, 2025
  5. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    You wot mate?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Mar 29, 2025
  6. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Fair play to him. The scumbags he's talking to tho.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Mar 29, 2025
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Tobacco.

    Smokers voluntarily pay around £6 per day in tax. Do we get any thanks?
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You don't see a problem with a sworn officer of the law barely able to speak English?
     
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  9. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    It's a problem, but he's taken on board British values and culture by joining the police.

    His English will no doubt improve and ne'er do wells, will continue to slip on the stairs.
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Congratulations you have reached level 1 .

    Level 2. is when you realise you can't vote your way out of tyranny & Sir Ham face just made swords illegal.

    No 1st or 2nd ammendments in Britain.
     
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  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    You're welcome
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Probably a 13 year old white English monkey killer.

    #netflix
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Mar 29, 2025
  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    It's a humiliation ritual just like grooming.

    Deport or kill
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Mar 29, 2025
  14. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Petrol station workers are getting more morose by the minute. No hello, goodbye, please or thank you - just a grunt and a point at the price on the card reader.

    Get a different job if it is making you so ruddy miserable.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    They should have made better use of educational opportunities given them.

    Many did and they don't end up working **** jobs they hate.
     
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  16. stopmeandslapme

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    They end up in IT doing jobs they hate.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    And being crap at IT.

    It still amazes me how bad so called IT professionals are in the UK.
     
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  18. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    There's good ones and bad ones. Most managers couldn't tell the difference.
     
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    DMD Eh?
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  20. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    <cool>
     
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