British Politics spam thread

Dunno if I can do next week. I'm suffering a bit of constipation just now.

 

Comma splice alert!

Use a semicolon. Failing that, a full stop.

Continue.

 

This is not a sentence and therefore is not grammatically correct, whereby the necessity of your "period" is irrelevant.

 

Shouldn't it be: "Failing that: a full stop."?
I should have paid attention in English classes at school.

 

His colon is empty !

 

Nope. A colon would be incorrect.

 

Wrong.

A sentence containing a single word is perfectly acceptable and lexical.

Right?

 

It's all so confusing. I'm sure one thing we were taught at school is that a sentence cannot be just one word. The smallest sentence example was "I ran.". Maybe our teachers didn't know the rules? Wouldn't surprise me.

 

WTF?

 

One-word sentences are often called "sentence words". They are, without question, sentences.

 

Should a rhetorical question carry a question mark?

 

Starmer making way for the Caliphate.

 

CofE making way for islam. Thought the Bible stated there is only one God, do not worship false ones, etc. What next, a black* mass in St Paul's?
*Satanic, not gospel.

 

They better leave the windows open when the ragheads go , the smell of curry & feet lingers.

 

I agree. It should have been an ellipsis after "Continue".

 

Absolutely.