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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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  1. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    Bloody hell, I’ve just been added to Rachel’s WhatsApp group:

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    A train broke down on the London underground this morning.

    The driver called the station to let them know:

    "Euston, we have a problem"
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 27, 2025
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    I'm going to sell some John Lennon memorabilia on-line...

    'Imagine all the PayPal'...
     
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    This is good ****!

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    Yep!
     
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    …. and can you make the packaging discreet, please!

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    How do you know when your pen runs out of invisible ink?
     
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    Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aid in for repair.

    I've heard nothing since......
     
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    Give the linesman a drink they said!

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    My kind of bar…..

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