Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

Had a Mag giving it the bigun in the exciting updates section we have in our weekly meeting. He had only gone and got tickets for the Town Moor celebration. And had to point out that I didn’t know what winning something was like until I landed the Pizza Cup jab, which stunned him enough for me to land the watching my team bring the FA Cup back in 73 roundhouse to the chops!

 

Play this at the next meeting …

‘Oh, is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?
Or just twenty thousand people standing in a field?
And I don't quite understand just what this feeling is
But that's okay 'cause we're all sorted out for E's and wizz
And tell me when the spaceship lands 'cause all this has just got to mean something-ing
Oh, in the middle of the night
It feels alright, but then tomorrow morning
Oh, oh, then you come down, oh
Oh yeah, the pirate radio told us what was going down
Got the tickets from some ****ed up bloke in Camden Town.’

 

“The Pizza Cup” vs “The Energy Drink” trophy? Can’t stand carabao. Quite partial to a Papa Johns thought!

 

Fantastic song given a whole new meaning now. I am going out of my way to watch the party now, whilst playing that song to drown out the call to prayers from the NUFC chief imam

 

I have heard nothing from one of my mag mates, did they actually win the bloody thing?
I would have still been in hiding now before the Saudis took over, so that tells me everything about what they actually feel. Sad bastards.

 

Ah man what a tune that is! Not heard it in ages.

 

Gerrin, I'm getting the bunting out and prosecco in the fridge. Party!!

 

Haven't seen it myself but the missus says it was breaking news on Look Newcastle tonight that it's now a bus parade on top of the Town Moor thingy

https://www.itv.com/news/tyne-tees/...n-top-bus-parade-to-celebrate-carabao-cup-win

 

That was inevitable ...

... just hope it doesn't disrupt my travel to the Millwall game

This is turning into the biggest rigmarole, for a minor trophy, since ...

'The Peckham Conker Championships ‘24'

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Now seen they are slagging off the BBC because they have dared to suggest someone may be interested in Isaak

They really are fragile aren't they

 

If 'fragile' is another word for 'mental' I'd agree.

Although it's funny how the Mags are now totally dismissing the Fairs Cup as a major trophy ...

... after decades of bitter arguments that it was

 

Oh for ****s sake! She's even more delusional than some of the idiots that wear the shirt!

Listening to mags shouting across the office the other day, one reckoned that now they've won a "major" trophy, that monkey's of their backs just like when they couldn't beat any team in London until "wor Bobby" won there and they couldn't stop winning so who knows how ba6by they can win from now on

 

Bloody hell man, with all the **** going on in the world who in their right mind thinks this is worth wasting anyone's time over in parliament? Ridiculous

 

Really thought that was going to be some clever video joke. Unbelievable. Funny though to see people leaving as she starts , and the smirk on the woman behind.
Still another first for them , the only club ever to expect government involvement with them regardless of that govt have a few pressing issues to be concerned with at the moment

 

Good grief a city with loads of food banks and lots of other pressing issues and she comes up with this ****. Unbelievable.

 

'PM, I have President Zelenskiyy on the line.'

'Would you tell him to call back tomorrow, I'm preparing a formal address to Newcastle United for their league cup win'.

'Oh, sorry sir, I'm sure he'll understand'.

 

Jesus H Christ. I thought that this was a joke, but no. I said a few days ago that just when you think they can't get any lower embarrassing themselves, they find a whole new level to sink to. This genuinely is beyond anything I ever thought that they were capable of. I can barely put into words just how delusional and pathetic this is. She is an utter disgrace, crawling after them for their votes is bad enough, but this takes the biscuit. To pander to them for winning the third rate domestic competition is insulting. Win the league, yeah, the FA cup, maybe, Champions League, definitely, a double, yep. But the league cup, which has been getting progressively diminished? Come off it! Winning the league cup has the same prize money as winning the Papa Johns (or what ever they call it now) trophy. £100k. I've said for ages that if it didn't have the European place for the winner, it would have been scrapped years ago. Asking for the government, during a time of international crisis and an uncertain economy, to congratulate them on winning a poxy cup shows levels of delusion and over inflated self importance that would get most normal people sent for a long stay in Cherry Knowles.

 

Chi, what a clown she is...she has form for this type of ****e.
Remember, she stood up in parliament urging the government (Conservative at the time) to force Mike Ashley to give Rafa Benitez ( she pronounced it Benny Tez) more transfer funds.

I was a member of the Labour Party at the time and cancelled my membership because of it. I was called by someone from the Labour Party asking if there was any particular reason why I had cancelled. I said I didn't think it was an appropriate use of parliamentary time, and I was not paying a monthly subscription to support that.

Sad thing is, her constituents lap it up. Doesn't matter that she's an absolute ****e MP, they just see her as one of their own.

I detest the woman.

 

Bloody hell I've just caught up with the last half dozen posts

I am now completely flabbergasted and may I point out from a woman MP

 

TBF, it looks like even the mags are embarrassed by this. She's a loon.