Two months ago I entered a competition to design a new style of boiler suit . . . . and I received an email today saying that I was the overall winner.
A woman was breast feeding her baby, when she noticed the window cleaner watching her.Indignantly, she said, "what do you think you"re staring at?"He replied, apologetically, "when I was a baby, I was bottle fed so I was just fascinated."The woman says, "well, baby"s had enough but there"s some left if you want to find out what it"s like."The window cleaner climbed in through the window and started to feed.After a short time, the woman realised that she was becoming aroused and she asked, "would you like a little bit of some thing else?"He replied, "have you got a rusk?"
An elderly couple entered a McDonald's and sat next to a table where some young people were having dinner. The old man walked over and made the order for himself. He unwrapped the burger, cut it in half and put one half next to his wife. Carefully he counted all the fries and did the same. He dipped 2 straws in the soda and put it between himself and his wife. The old woman began to eat her half of the burger, while people stared at her compassionately. A young man approached them and offered to buy them another portion of food. The old woman replied not to bother, as they were used to sharing everything. People realised that the old man had not eaten, he only watched as his wife ate. The young man approached them and repeated his offer. This time it was the old man, who explained that no, they were used to sharing everything. The young man then asked the old man, And what are you waiting for then? THE TEETH!!!
