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    When I get bored I call Best Western Hotels and when they say “Best Western..”

    I say..”True Grit, with John Wayne” and put the phone down....
     
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    Two months ago I entered a competition to design a new style of boiler suit.

    I had an email today stating that I was the overall winner...
     
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    Bought a CD of ice cream van music.

    Now I drive around with the stereo on full blast windows open and watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
     
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    A detective showed up at my house and asked me where I was between 5 & 6.

    I told him primary school.....
     
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