"What are your dogs' names?" Me: "Calvin and Klein." "Isn't that a brand of underwear?" Me: "Exactly, they're boxers."
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet? l asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.
I bought my wife a Pug as a present. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat, the dog seems to like her.
I grew up in a rough area... As a child people would cover me in chocolate, cream and put a Cherry on my head... It was tough in the Gateau.
Archaeologists are holding a party to celebrate unearthing the largest ever dinosaur tibia. It's going to be quite the shindig.
Having a pretty ****ty month so far, with regards to the wet weather in my area. Probably my fault for buying some exterior paint for doing my garden walls. The weather app is changing constantly and a clear week ahead now shows more rain on Friday. Just need a few dry days to dry the walls out before applying the paint, especially before the rose tree gets to bushy again, after I had cut it back.
On the plus side, I can hear birdsong in my garden, without it being deafened by regular aircraft noise
Heard a report on the radio about a flight from Delhi, where all the passengers were woken up by the cabin crew when halfway here, to be told the plane had to return to Delhi!
Two months ago I entered a competition to design a new style of boiler suit. I had an email today stating that I was the overall winner...
