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Family wanted to play Monopoly. So I did (actually Catopoly) despite hating monopoly. Then family got angry with me and told me I wasn't playing nicely because I built up the last two spots heavily...

Is that a new unwritten rule, it's unsportsmanlike to build hotels (fishbones in Catopoly)?

For once could have finished a game in under two hours I was on a roll... But apparently that's not playing nicely?

 

Wtf is Catopoly?

 

Instead of buying streets you buy cat breeds. Instead of building houses and hotels you build litter boxes and fish bones... otherwise its pretty much the same boring game.

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Blimey.

 

Yeah, I didn't want to play. And now I'm a pariah because I won.

 

Did you get bonus points for being Milk?

 

I was the mouse! My daughter was milk.

 

I'm working on a game called Twatopoly. You play with little figurines of Putin, Trump, Kim, Xi etc., and try to grab as much of the world as you can without actually paying.

 

I've invented Bitteropoly as a player you travel around visiting other football grounds supporting all the teams that play Liverpool.However you have to be satisfied with other players winning as you never will.

 

This ^

 

You learn something new everyday, don't you?
Sadly, it's not always an edifying experience.

 

Still remember the reception he got when he came back with Spurs

 

I remember Ray getting booked for taking to many steps never saw any other goalie get done for it.

 

Sorting my office out as I retire this week and I found this. Signed menu from a Hard Men Of Football dinner. The three of them told some great stories. It was back in 1988.

 

Mmmmm bread and butter pudding with custard.

 

How are you feeling about it all.

 

The sort of thing to confim German cliches about English food.

 

You mean it's not a sausage?

 

That sterotype is the wurst.

 

Relieved and apprehensive at the same time. I have worked since I was 17 so I suspect it will take a few weeks to sink in.