Why did I not know this? https://www.classicfm.com/discover-music/duchess-kent-secretly-taught-primary-school/
As events turned out, the author's parents could have picked a better Christian name for him. The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
Utter nonsense that only the headteacher knew who she was, all of the staff knew. My wife was a teacher there at the time and it was her class that she took for music. My wife made sure that the kids behaved for her.
Probably was grateful she could escape from the gruelling limelight for a few hours and enjoy something meaningful.
A man is pulled over by the police for drink driving, the copper asks him to blow into the breathaliser. The man pulls a card out of his wallet which read "this man is an asthmatic, do not allow him to blow into a breathaliser signed dr smith". The copper then asks to take him down to the police station for a blood test, again the man pulls a card out of his wallet which read " this man is a haemopheliac please do not draw blood from him". By this time the copper was really pissed off, "right you funny bastsard I'll take you down the station for a urine sample" he said, again the man pulls a card out of his pocket which read " this man is a Leeds United supporter please do not take the piss out of him".
