Well Chazz said he’s a ‘complete ****ing tool’ so I’m imagining something like a dildo attached to a reciprocating saw.
2 footed challenge, got a booking. Soft, and I wouldn’t even have called it a foul personally, but he actually made contact whereas Pedro pulled out and completely missed. He got the ball first.
Jones kicked the ball away like a moron. Deserved yellow and a very daft one to get, both CB's on one now...