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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    funny that i read Mr Squat was pulled out of a hedge in the nuns quarters in a similar state, local news quoted inebriated, and he's address was quoted as a caravan he referred to as the shagging palace
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    No evidence whatsoever, your honour!
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 2, 2025
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    come on own up you reprobate:emoticon-0136-giggl:emoticon-0136-giggl:emoticon-0136-giggl:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 3, 2025
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    Shagging Palace? Is that anywhere near Crystal Palace?!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 4, 2025
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  5. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Not really its left and keep going till you reach a place called the Solent <whistle><whistle><whistle>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 4, 2025
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    Ah, you mean Southampton (AKA. Scummerland). :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 5, 2025
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  7. Didley Squat

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    Repent yee sinners!……. and donate.
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 7, 2025
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    nasty fekker ill await my turn for revenge later<laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Revenge is sweet, but peanut butter and honey are sweeter :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 7, 2025
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Ok, ok….. sit down and have a breather.

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  11. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    bet i could fill it at one ****ting.........pronounced like Sean Connery for sitting
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 8, 2025
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Splish splash, l was taking a bath!

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    Here l am, in Europe, just driving from **** to Dildo…… in my Ford Ute.

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    Didley Squat, Mar 10, 2025
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    Greta tails….
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 10, 2025
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    Honey, just going to pull over, ok….

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    the missus does all of off my pull offs:emoticon-0136-giggl<laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Mine don’t drive manuals anymore……
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 15, 2025
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh> classic mate
     
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