Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Please write 'I must not Diss Haslet' 1000 times ... and then tidy your room ...

 

Well yeah some people cut their sandwiches diagonally and some horizontally but not sure that’s relevant either.

 

I would but im suffering worse than that already by staying in Watford

 

Hell of a town. Let me know if you want local recommendations. The main recommendation is to not be in Watford but failing that there’s a plethora of chicken shops, an enormous Wetherspoons and Topgolf.

 

Not too far from me ... but not the nicest place in Hertfordshire tbh ...

 

The Sky gods have truly blessed us with Bristol City v Norwich to kick off cup final weekend.

 

If Arsenal don’t win it then I’m team PSG all the way

 

Just ready for my haircut for Sunday afternoon

just long enough

 

Umming and ahhing about West Ham tickets. Promised myself I'd never go there again but for some bizarre reason I'm actually tempted.

 

They’re absolute **** so should be winnable.

 

Yeah but there's **** and there's 23 defeats in 28 ****.

Plus when we win tomorrow to reach 12 points the season will be over.

 

This is a pivotal match in the great escape.

 

Need local recommendations, been to spoons with their **** beer, at some place called mad squirrel now and when I asked them where is good they suggested spoons because it’s open till 2am

 

Accept it and go to Popworld assuming it’s still there. Nicer pubs in Bushey if you want nice.

 

This bloke isn’t cutting his hair until United win five matches in a row.

 

Seen this. He’s in for a long wait

 

Honestly believed the name tarquin was a piss take till this weekend till he went all gangster and grappled with some fellow till he had him in a headlock

 

Leeds at home with half the first team out and the other half out of contract and just going through the motions. I’d consider them with a two goal handicap if you want some value in the 12:30 games.

 

Today is the day we kill Derby fans dreams.