A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. “First offender?” the judge asks. “No, first the Gibson then the Fender.” the woman says.
What do you call an Irish woman who performs a medical imaging technique used to visualise the inside of blood vessels and organs of the body, with particular interest in the arteries, veins, and the heart chambers? Angie O'Gram.
My wife said to me, "I know you've been cheating on me with that girl from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch." I said, "How can you say such a thing?"
My wife has had a bad week. 1st she was diagnosed with diabetes and now hay fever. I've tried my best to cheer her up with flowers and chocolate.
Ugly nurse: "that guy in bed 1 has Ludo tattooed on his dick" Pretty nurse: "no that's Llandudno dear".
