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    What do you call an Irish woman who performs a medical imaging technique used to visualise the inside of blood vessels and organs of the body, with particular interest in the arteries, veins, and the heart chambers?

    Angie O'Gram.
     
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    My wife just texted me to say she’s made a Voodoo doll of me.

    I think she’s pulling my leg.....
     
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    My wife said to me, "I know you've been cheating on me with that girl from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch."

    I said, "How can you say such a thing?"
     
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    My wife has had a bad week. 1st she was diagnosed with diabetes and now hay fever.

    I've tried my best to cheer her up with flowers and chocolate.
     
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    Ugly nurse: "that guy in bed 1 has Ludo tattooed on his dick"

    Pretty nurse: "no that's Llandudno dear".
     
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